i saw the bestest film this weekend...no lies..well the best teen movie I have seen for a while anyway...and you know how much I generally hate teen movies (see rants below). So anyway it was based on Shakespere (obviously) on the play Othello, so you knew it was gonna be totally tragic right from the start. It stars Josh Hartnett (urg) as hugo (shakespere character Iago, v clever, hmm?) who is the basketball coach's son, insanly jealous of the guy who is supposed to be his best friend, Odin (like Othello, yuh huh?) the basketball teams star player, has perfect girlfriend etc etc whos name is Desi (Desdemona, played by Julia Stiles, but hell she can act anyway, so I'm not gonna slate her). So basically Josh concocts this plan to make O crazy and ruin his life. And basically there is a lot of murder and stuff, but it is well good...and omg, Josh Hartnett can actually act...which is a surprise if the last film u saw him in was pearl harbour, i mean erlack, and the odin guy is also good.....so go see ppl, it is actually quite complex and well shot etc

God I should become a film critic I would be fabulous

So anyway, also this weekend I also went canoeing and almost fell in the water trying to retrieve a paddle, which was most intelligent of me, and I also had a near death experience with a wasp, i mean it came out of no where and just stang me and I HATE wasps, so I got all hysterical and panicky and crying, and almost walked into the path of a car, and then I refused to get into the car until the wasp had gone, so it took me a long time to get down to the canoe place. I really should see some kind of psychiatrist about this, shouldnt I? Either that or stop being so melodramatic.

grrrr its the wrong picture

k this better have worked, otherwise i will scream. right. here goes...

aaaai amy.

hi

I feel sick today, so this post will be shortish, or something like that. God school is annoying, I am sooo tired through lack of sleep. Ugh. Sorry, complaining again.

Anyway, cannot think about anything to write, so I am just going to comment on the god-like qualities of Heath Ledger. I mean mmmmmm yummy nummy gorgeous, that hair....dammit wait apparantly he has shaved of now and looks like David Beckham....but anyway, you remember what I mean....when it was dirty blond and longish and all tousled...and he has a lovely lovely accent...i swear i am gonna have to marry an aussie....ahhh anyway, accompanied should be his piccie, which oli is gonna do for me, arentcha hun....with heath baby looking at his most dimpled best

good heath movies....10things...the patriot....knights tale is a bit pants actually but it will do....uh and ooh he has a new one bout ned kelly with Orlando Bloom (mmm) which i have to have to see

anyways, that is all my pretties, amyxx

Hello all, today my topic will be how sad I am. This was suggested to me by Oli (god I love him) so....here it is...

I am well sad because I actually bother to write on here....talk to you as if "you" were real people, that I have a real audience out there who actually care about what I have to say....well I am also completely self obsessed and like the idea of having people listen to me, but hey

Ooh I also refuse to swear for the sake of it....I mean you have obviously noticed how "clean" these entries are if u compare them to oli's....well I mean I just do not see the point of swearing if you do not need to is all...ok?

Reason number three: I read a lot. The reason for this is that British Tv is crap generally and as I do not have sky, I pretty much stuck. Oh and I also spend a lot of time in the library, mainly cuz it's where the books live...and also to keep warm in the winter (in school they don't let us inside)

Reason four, I suck up to teachers big time, and can be retchingly sweet to even the ones I do not like...which is not a crime, but obviously, it does help with my grades...I mean I have two faces: the "I am our best pupil, so just because I didn't hand in my homework, you still love me don't you?" and the "Your lessons are the BEST!" face, specially reserved for parents evening.

Ok, so random reasons...I do not watch big brother...I quite like my family...apparantly I am also sad because I like to do weird things for fun, like dance in the rain, and watch the stars and walk barefoot on grass, just cuz I love the feeling, and the feeling of sand between my toes. Also I go out of the way to look in toy shops to see what I'm missing. Oh and I like to where fluorescent bracelets made of kiddie plastic beads...ooh and I also name the key ring animal that sits on my back pack. Well I dont, sumone does it for me, but you know what I mean. Ooh and I want to be famous...or a teacher....cringe.

So thats me and my sad life. Enjoy. and dont laugh so hard.

so I have not written in here for a while....soooooooo?? anyway the main reason for that is I went back to school (yay) and it has been awful...cuz all my fave teachers have gone, or I just have different ones (oh by the way, i am one of those really annoying people who enjoy school etc etc) so anyway, I am really not enjoying it at the moment...weird no? for me anyway. Alas I am based in a lab for tutorial, so my toes will be froze in winter, and my teachers are evil..i mean i spent so much time sucking up to my last ones....all is wasted...plus, its exam year...sob sob sob. Ok whining over, I also had fun this week...i learnt to drive, sorta, in a friends field, and almost crashed a landrover, but you know, it was almost, so nothing serious. I just couldnt find the brake and then I did finally. The person I was driving with didn't help...she was just laughing her head off, which isn't exactly helpful in a time of crisis. But yay, my total achievement at the end of the day was that I can drive an automatic landrover at about 5 mph, stop starting. uh i think thats all....wow, life is beautiful.....buh bye

I have been avoiding the subjecct of homework for the last six weeks, and now I have to go back to school soon and am slightly screwed. Today was the perfect day to do all my work as I had no commitments whatsoever, and again I procrastinated to the point of parental annoyance, spending the entire day (apart from when I ate, obviously... actually wait I read at the table) reading this book called Dead Famous by Ben Elton. (Recommended to me by Oli (c) who has remarkable taste and stuff, grovel grovel) and it was actually very very good....it's all about the Big Brother phenomenon, which personally I cannot stand, because sitting through one of those programs makes me feel slightly naucious. Anyway, in this big brother house, someone gets murdered on day 27, and basically its all about the police investigation and how each contestant is a suspect etc etc.....anyway it was all blahblah sex, blahblah vegan cheese, then somone dies, media coverage and exploitation of all people involved. Why would anyone want to do something like that, parade around in front of cameras 24/7, there would be absolutely no privacy...tis very scary. anyway dun now, byby.

I am worried about our postman. At first he seemed like every other postie, u know, delivering letters to the wrong address and to the wrong people. However this morning when I woke up, I heard a loud singing coming from the bottom of my window, and a voice saying, "Come on man, we've only got three more houses to go." When I looked, there was only one person standing there....so ok, our postie talks to himself.....his job must be really boring, or he's a tad crazy, or both. Or maybe all post office employees are like this, maybe thats a vital characteristic when you apply for the job. All the same, I am very worried.